|Full name||Stephen Lee Christiansen|
|Role||Drums (October 2003–April 2006)|
|Influences||Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath, Pantera, Clutch, the Melvins|
|Favorite albums||Black Sabbath Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti|
|Previous bands||Carpet, H. C. M. F., El Chupacabra, Killing Faith|
|Favorite teams||Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders|
Steve likes drums and cars and guns. He is currently in some junkyard somewhere
on the Olympic Peninsula rebuilding a 1965 Plymouth Fury for his boy, Miles.